In an alcohol factory the regular t

In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.

The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels."

"Correct." The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"

The boss collapsed.

結果 (中文) 1:

酒精厂定期测试人员死亡，导演开始寻找一个新聘请。一个衣衫褴褛，肮脏的外观与醉酒的人来申请这个职位。工厂的厂长不知道如何打发他走。他们测试了他。他们给他一杯一杯饮料。他试过，并说，"它是红酒、 马斯喀特、 三岁，生长在北斜坡，在钢制容器中成熟。"这是正确的"老板说。再来一杯。"这是红酒，赤霞珠，八岁的孩子，南西部斜坡带，橡木桶"。"正确"。导演感到惊讶。他眨了眨眼睛，他的秘书提出一些建议。她进来一杯尿。酗酒者试过了。"这是一位金发女郎，26 岁，三个月的身孕，在办公室内。如果你不给我这份工作，我也会告诉的父亲是谁!"老板倒塌。

結果 (中文) 3:

在酒精厂定期测试仪死了，导演开始寻找一个新的雇佣。

酒鬼一个衣衫褴褛，肮脏的看来申请这个职位。

厂长不知如何打发他走。他们测试了他。

他们给了他一个喝一杯。他尝试过了，说，“这是红葡萄酒，麝香，三岁，在北坡生长，在钢制容器成熟。”

“正确的”，老板说。

一杯。”这是红葡萄酒中，赤霞珠，八岁，西南坡，橡木桶。”

“正确”。导演很惊讶。他对他的秘书说。

她带了一杯尿。酒精的尝试。

”是一个金发女郎，26岁，怀孕三个月了，在办公室了。如果你不给我工作，我也会告诉孩子的父亲是谁！”

老板倒塌。