If you like the idea of an outdoor job but prefer something a little more artistic, perhaps you could earn your living as a human statue? Just put on a shiny costume and then stand completely still. until someone gives you some money. "It's not easy to stay still hour after hour, especially when a mosquito lands on your nose," says Teresa Parks, an unemployed actress who has worked as a human statue in New York for nearly two years. "But the reactions you get - especially from kids can be really rewarding …and I get plenty of time to plan my acting career!'